Oh, Gordon

Nov. 26th, 2023 12:37 pm
[personal profile] zeppelin
me: I don't know where to start with this one
But when I was younger, I think 18 or 19, I met this guy on LJ who's my dad's age less a year
I think you can see where this is going
Anyway, he spent a really long time writing fanfic about me (sometimes literally, as you are about to see) as well as every other woman he met
Eventually I got to the point where I checked out and stopped talking to him & he took this as me spiralling ("unraveling") and not putting him on an information diet
Then one day he annoyed me so much I snapped at him, logged into the site with the journal, and saw some TRULY INSANE THINGS
I told him off around three years ago but I had a dream about him last night and logged back in
WOW IT GOT EVEN CRAZIER
He wrote an elaborate head canon where I got mad at him because I was sexually assaulted in the army and turned into a man hater
Then he wrote actual fanfic about me

me: the SA [screencap]

me: the RPF [screencap]

me: He posted this like two years ago so I responded [screencap]

Person 1: fucking insanity

me: [gif of Sister Michael from Derry Girls saying 'fucking weirdo'], Person 2 agree emojis it.

Person 3: Your "sixty closest friends" and anyone else in this channel. But seriously, RPF is already sketchy enough when it's written about celebrities the author doesn't know. This is something else. [two emoji agree checkmarks]

Person 4: Holy shit. He thinks you were SA Ed and THIS is how he talks about it????
So dramatically and self aggrandizing

me: it's pornographic lol
the feminist bitch getting humbled is a staple of this kind of thing
he doesn't mean it Like That though 🙄

person 3: No, I suppose that would be crass. Unlike the rest of this perfectly healthy life choice...

me: this is like corkboard newspaper serial killer wall crazy [screencap]
i should write a blog post about this
and let him see it!!
or i should call him right now and play an airhorn into the speaker

person 4: crazy pills for the crazy man!

person 5: what the fuck
this guy is deranged

person 6: Le fuck

person 7: no

person 8: Jesus

me: guys it's getting worse
man my father's age posting about me like this [screencap]
@[my fiancee] he's super homophobic [screencap]

Fiancee: Your name rhymes with hate

Person 9: Where do you find these people?

Person 10: Bloofer Lady new screen name.

Person 9: I'm going to be using 'your name rhymes with hate' in the future.

me: he thinks i shot myself becuase i got raped in the ar mee [screencap]

Person 11: [psyduck emoji]

Person 12: OMFG
I am so utterly confused
So he just headcanoned that you shot yourself
And posted about it

me: like, repeatedly
he just kinda does things like that

Person 12: The light of the exit sign in your eyes was your desire to not see him

Person 13: Also this guy is a nutjob

Person 14: What the fuck is this man,

Person 4: This dude doesn't seem to view women as people but as a second secret thing

me: he explicitly calls women childre, mentally and physically and emotionally
if the ones he knows behave differently they're bitter shrews poisoned by feminism
for some reason this bitter shrewishness settles in after hum
age 25 or so

Person 4: The magical cutoff

Person 15: Obviously a supernatural change takes place when people get over his bullshit

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