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There is a late night squid stand not far from where the guest house is. I spent fifteen minutes watching the squid.

Squid are stupid.
zeppelin: refers to a japanese video but i use it for korean (MOTHERFUCKING VOWELS)
me: I am going to eat!
me: *wanders outside*
me: *wanders wanders*
me: *goes in somewhere*
owner: *sees me*
owner: *looks at me*
me: *opens mouth*
mouth: *completely forgets how to say hello in Korean*
owner: *gives me that Look*
me: :D?
owner: :D!
me: [orders in good enough Korean]
owner: oh, but this is not the main menu! You should order THIS.
me: [cannot refuse because does not know how to say "too big"]
owner: *goes off*
waiter: *puts gigantic pot of STUFF in front of me*
me: oh yay, at least it is not spicy.
pot: *boils*
orange-red: *floats to the top*
me: Oh God.
me: *waits for it to cook*
me: *fishes out a dumpling*
me: *forgets how to eat with kuaizi, apparently*
dumpling: WHEE I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN FLY
gravity: no you can't
dumpling: splot :(
owner's daughter: *looking at me*
me: ...goddamnit
me: *fishes other dumpling out*
me: *eats it!*
me: YAY I AM ACCOMPLISHED
dumpling: oh wait I'm still raw actually
me: ah shit. don't give me trichinosis?
dumpling: YOU ATE ME
me: damn.
dumpling: *lurks*
me: *watches pot boil*
orange-red: *now colors entire pot*
me: *sigh*
me: *takes out all the noodles and meat*
me: *examines meat*
slice of meat: *looks distinctly...familiar*
me: ...I did not travel ten thousand miles to eat spicy hotdogs.
hot dog: ...
me: ...
hot dog: ...
me: ...
hot dog: ......
me: .......
me: *eats spicy hotdogs*

sigh

I had a nightmare about getting horrible parasites that ate my foot. And I found this while looking for pictures of hot dogs.

5 Things

Jun. 21st, 2010 01:01 pm
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1. Safe flights & otherwise not dying
2. the Koreans who helped me
3. Seoul subway system
4. aheesuh kuhreem
5. realizing that I needed an adaptor before I jammed my plug into the outlet
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channel surfing

er, what...? oh! porn! guess i know what this tv was being used for the last time it was on...
church channel!
some American show that makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER but I suspect it is the old BSG
historical drama
Kay effuh see advertisement
more historical drama
martial arts drama in which an angry old lady with a cigarette and curling irons defeats the evil people & their skeletal musical instrument by screaming at them
soccer
political blabber
well that's weird
and that's...weirder
ok that's just crazy
insane
nutso
omg
wtf
bbq
WHAT THE HELL KOREA
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guy [English]: I am not a bad boy.
me: That's good to know?
guy [putting a can of coke in front of me]: present.

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